Post by christopher lee on Dec 6, 2015 21:24:17 GMT -5
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went steelheading. A pinner lowholed me, and then threw his line over mine. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Kramer: What happened to the pinner?
Frank: He was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
What: OOFS Festivus Party
Where: Century Grill (318 Pearl St, Buffalo, NY 14202)
When: Tuesday, December 15th. 7pm
Bring: Money. It's a bar, so Pitmaster Mikey can't cater with his awesome grub. Century Grill has decent food and good beer on tap. Mikey may be back next year, if he's willing and we plan ahead.
Frank: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
Frank: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space.
